Taking up Golf
This lady decided it was time to learn how to play golf and started lessons with the golf club pro.
After a few lessons she couldn't get the hang of seeing off due to poor grip. Desperate, the pros suggested "don't be offended, but try holding the club as you would a man's willy".
Blushing, she followed the pros instruction and wallop! - The ball flies 300 yards straight down the fairway!
"That was great", said the pro....
..... "Now take the club out of your mouth and try again!"