Funny Werewolf Jokes

Q: What do you do if a werewolf eats your Halloween candy?
A: Eat an apple instead!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A: A wear-wolf!

Q: Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
A: “Because no one else will do it for them!”

Q: What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
A: Anything you like – he can’t chase you!

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
A: Terrier-fied!

Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
A: He got ticks!

Q: What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A: I don’t know but I’ll join in if it laughs!

Q: How can if you have a stupid werewolf?
A: It howls at full cups of milk!

Q: What happens if you cross a werewolf with a sheep?
A: You have to get a new sheep!

Q: Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop?
A: He was chop-lifting!

Q: Why do werewolves do well at school?
A: Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Q: What does it mean if there is a werewolf in your fridge in the morning?
A: You had some party last night!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A: A where-wolf!

Q: How do you know that two werewolves have been in the fridge?
A: There are two sets of paw prints in the butter!

Q: How do you make a werewolf laugh?
A: 
Give him a funny bone to eat!

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a frog?
A: An animal that can bite you from the other side of the road!

Q: What did the werewolf say to the other werewolf at dinner?
A: Please pass the vampire!

Q: Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
A: Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: Why did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
A: Because it gave him an eerie ache!

Q: What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A: A terrified postman!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A: A weir-wolf!

Q: What is a werewolf’s favorite food?
A: You!!!!

Q: Mommy, why do all the other kids call me a werewolf?
A: Well take your friend out of your mouth before you speak!

Q: When does a dog go “moo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!

Q: What did the cowboy say when the werewolf ate is dog?
A: “Well, doggone!”

Q: What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
A: It became a wash and wearwolf.

Q: What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A: A hairy tail!

Q: What happened when the blind werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
A: When he got up he only had three legs!

Q: Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
A: He had them howling all night!

Q: How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
A: Throw a stick and shout fetch!

Q: Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
A: Because he was always snapping at things!

Q: How do you make a werewolf stew?
A: Keep him waiting for until the full moon!

Q: Why are werewolves thought of as quick witted?
A: Because they always give snappy answers!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A: A were-wolf!

Q: When is it bad luck to have a werewolf follow you?
A: When you’re a human!

Q: How does a werewolf eat an elephant?
A: 
One bite at a time!

Q: What parting gift did a mommy werewolf give to her son when he left home?
A: A hair comb!

Q: Did you hear about the sick werewolf?
A: He lost his voice but it’s howl is right for now!

Q: Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
A: It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!

Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf’s teeth?
A: CRAZY!

Q: What happens if you cross a hairdresser & werewolf?
A: A creature with an all over perm!

Q: Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere he wants to.

Q: What happened to the werewolf who ate garlic?
A: His breathe was worse than his bite.

Q: What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A: A mad dog that chases airplanes!

Q: How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car?
A: Put him in the front!

Q: Why was the werewolf upset with the skeleton?
A: He had a bone to pick with him!

Q: What did the vampire say when he heard the werewolf was coming?
A: Wolf where!

Q: What’s a werewolf favorite hobby?
A: Collecting fleas!

Q: What werewolf will laugh at any joke?
A: A ha-ha hawling werewolf!

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A: A monster who bites you, and then one that eats you!

Q: Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Q: What type of markets do werewolves avoid?
A: Flea markets!

Q: Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
A: Because Frost-bites!

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s too hard to run in squares!

Q: What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

Q: What happened to the werewolf that swallowed a firefly?
A: A bright werewolf!

Q: Why does the werewolf love Halloween?
A: The treats turn up on the front door step all night long!