Four Nuns at the Pearly Gates

Four nuns were at the gates of heaven

 

Peter asked the first if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis", she said. "Put some Holy water on your eyes and you may enter".

 

He then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's penis", she said. "Put your hand in the Holy water and you may enter".

 

Just then the fourth nun pushed to the front.

 

Peter asked "Why have you pushed in?"...

 

 

 

 

 

... "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"